I have mental issues?

If i were you, I would see a professional. Don't be afraid. This doesn't seem like something you would get sent to a mental hospital for. You're only obsessed with her and you have to face reality, Jamie is probably never going to share those obsessive feelings you have for her.. Try to find someone who means more then the world. I think the first thing you should do is throw out Freaky Friday. You can live without it! Goodluck.